Auto-eroticism undoes driver

I don't usually post bizarre stories - but hey, it doesn't hurt every once in a while.

Also, I think this story in particular demonstrates (1) the level of absurdity our 'civilization' has deteriorated to and (2) that Americans aren't the only ones with 'issues'. Europeans have their own set of problems.

A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus [in Europe] shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.

The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.

God knows, he needs his head examined. Not only is what he did weird and extremely selfish, it is above all dumb - the kind of thing you try only at home, not on an eight-lane highway.

I'm not so sure that he's lucky he's alive - he'll never live this down.