The One Reason to Register to Vote
Let's face it. Elections in the United States are a farce. Oh, sure blame the Green Party for 2000, after all they are the one party that actually tried to really question the vote totals.
It is actually the one things that most people hate when they register to vote that I love the idea of. Getting called for jury duty. Why? Because I feel it is my duty to fight back against the corporate terrorists and hang a jury. The laws are made by the rich white corporate terrorists. For example, rich white corporate terrorist executive at Walmart receives bonuses for cheating an employee out of needed health care that could save their life and therefore murders them. Yet, who goes to jail. The poor person who shoplifts from a Walmart. It is class warfare enacted by the rich against the poor.
Oh, sure the folks on kos would object and say, but you can't do this it's blah, blah, blah. It is about working the system and playing it just right. You don't even have to state your actual objection. All you have to do is say you believe the defense. Yeah, you'll piss off the other jurors who have been successfully brainwashed by the corporate terrorists, but who cares. Ultimately, they won't be able to hold out and the good old American greed disease will take over and they will give in or give up.