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American Greetings Corp. on Thursday posted higher-than-expected quarterly profit, lifted by a lower tax rate.You too can purge those unsightly taxes from your next quarterly report. All you need is a big lobby, tons of cash and a number of bureaucrats and politicians willing to adjust the tax code to give you Tax-Lax™
Rite Aid Corp., the No. 3 U.S. drugstore chain, on Thursday reported a jump in quarterly profit due to a $1.23 billion tax benefit.
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1 Comments:
http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/03/29/news/edpfaff.php
not your usual IHT stuff, but then the NYT relationship is over?
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