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Profits Got You Down? Try Tax-Lax™

Tired of sagging profits? Unable to milk higher prices out of savvy consumers or reduce health benefits for ailing employees? Then Tax-Lax is for you!
American Greetings Corp. on Thursday posted higher-than-expected quarterly profit, lifted by a lower tax rate.

Rite Aid Corp., the No. 3 U.S. drugstore chain, on Thursday reported a jump in quarterly profit due to a $1.23 billion tax benefit.
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At Thursday, April 06, 2006, Blogger silverisgood said...


good read form a former fed!

At Thursday, April 06, 2006, Blogger jayzerz said...


not your usual IHT stuff, but then the NYT relationship is over?


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