IAEA, the UN's Nuclear Witchdoctor

How else can you describe a group that insists a nation is 'possessed' unless or until they prove otherwise?

Western diplomats say Iran would be entitled to produce atomic fuel only if it could prove its aims were entirely peaceful but the U.N. nuclear watchdog the International Atomic Energy Agency says it still cannot give Iran a clean bill of health.

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[The term] witch doctor often refers to healers that believe that maladies are caused by magic and are therefore best cured by it, as opposed to science or developed medicine.

[The term] is generally used with negative connotations, as implying that the people who the witch doctor serves are primitive and credulous.

That sounds about right.

Ahmadinejad accused the Europeans of living in a "colonialist world" and said Tehran would not accept any decisions reached at the Brussels meeting.

"If they want to decide things that concern us in a place where we are not present, then that body does not have any legal validity or credibility in decision-making," Ahmadinejad said.

"We do not understand what is going on in their heads and who they think they are dealing with. The Iranian nation ... can decide for itself," he added.

But wait, you can't do that! You're possessed!

Iran "is ready to engage in dialogue with anybody."

"There are no limits to our dialogue," Ahmadinejad told Metro TV station. "But if someone points a weapon at your face and says you must speak, will you do that?"

See! I told you! Only a witch would prefer being burned at the stake for the sake of autonomy when servitude offers an easy way out.