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Gem of truth in the filthy Kossack cesspool: "Middle East Show of Farce"

A rare authentic quality post that purports to be truthful in the world of censor-happy, delusional, Zionist outpost Daily Kos.

The expertly crafted structure suggests the author carefully threaded the line since DailyKos's policy expressly forbids "conspiracy theory" as a bannable offense as well as unofficial policy the liberal, pro-Obama blog web site supports political Zionism as evidenced by the list of banned anti-Zionist posts (qrswave and me remain banished with posting privilege disabled).

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Middle East Show of Farce

by Jeff Huber

Sat Jul 25, 2009 at 04:32:03 PM PDT

The demonizing of Iran has become the lamest running gag in the history of international relations.

A July 17 article at The Guardian leads with, “In preparation for a possible attack on Iran's nuclear facilities, two Israeli missile class warships have sailed through the Suez Canal 10 days after a submarine capable of launching a nuclear missile strike.”

The fifth paragraph begins, “The deployment into the Red Sea, confirmed by Israeli officials, according to the Associated Press (AP) yesterday was a clear signal that Israel was able to put its strike force within range of Iran at short notice.”

This is utter bosh: nothing but Iran baiting.

Israel’s German-made, diesel-electric powered Dolphin class submarines supposedly carry nuclear missiles with a range of over 900 miles. If that’s the case, the subs don’t have to deploy to the Suez to hit Iran; they can do that pier side in their homeport in Haifa. Israel’s Sa’ar class corvettes carry self-defense weapons and the Harpoon anti-ship missile that has a range of between 58 and 196 miles, far too short to hit Iran from the Suez.

Israel and Iran both possess sea denial navies that are glorified coast guards. To attack Israel’s navy, Iran’s navy would have to pass down the Strait of Hormuz and the Gulf of Oman, cross the North Arabian Sea into the Gulf of Aden, then hike up the Red Sea and through the Suez Canal and enter the Mediterranean. Israel’s navy would have to take the reverse route to attack Iran’s. Either navy would likely run out of gas or sink of natural causes before it reached its destination. They might agree to meet in the middle, but in an expanse the size of the North Arabian Sea they probably couldn’t find each other. We might give Israel’s navy a lift to the Gulf of Oman on a Nimitz class aircraft carrier, but as soon as it unloaded and steamed into the Hormuz, the Iranians would shoot its tokhes off with shore launched missiles (they might shove one up the carrier’s fantail as well.)

Israel’s cardboard saber rattling supposedly signals concerns about Iran’s intentions to develop nuclear weapons. That would be well and good if Iran had intentions to develop nukes, but all indications are that they don’t. As I’ve often noted, our own intelligence admits that Iran doesn’t have a nuclear weapons program, and the International Atomic Energy Commission can’t find any trace of one. For the Iranians to develop nukes would be astronomically stupid, tantamount to painting a bull’s eye on their backs. Israel would have a perfect excuse to schwack Iran’s nuclear energy infrastructure with a preemptive strike, and from what we just saw the Israeli’s do to Gaza, they’d likely fire bomb every one of Iran’s cities as well.

Despite what hate radio and FOX News and the Polly-cracker mainstream media have told you over and over, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has never said Iran would use nukes to destroy Israel, or anything remotely like that, and neither has anyone else in Iran’s government. Iran is incapable of projecting land power more than a few miles from its border, it has a coastal navy and its air force is almost as old and broken down as North Korea’s.

Demonizing Iran has been a long-term project of Dick Cheney’s. Through his Iranian Directorate and his lip-lock with Israel’s Likudnik cabal and America’s neoconservatives, he was able to have Iran declared to be our greatest “challenge,” even though Iran’s military budget is less than one percent ours and less than half the size of Israel’s, and despite the Cheneyacs’ failure to prove a single one of their assertions regarding Iran’s nuclear intentions or of its meddling in Iraq and the Bananastans.

Iran baiting has become so rabid that it’s practically a national pastime. Maybe that’s why Hillary Clinton has joined the likes of Newt Gingrich aboard Cheney’s crazy train.

I voted against Hillary in the primary because she’d so clearly rolled over for the neocons because she was afraid they’d call her a girly-man if she didn’t. As Secretary of State, lamentably, she’s still putting on a tough-girl act for them. In a July 22 speech in Thailand, Hillary said the U.S. would extend its “defense umbrella” to defend its Middle East allies against a nuclear-armed Iran. “We’ll take actions,” she said, “crippling action, working to upgrade the defense of our partners in the region.”

What a pantsuit load of bull plop. The Iranian’s don’t have a nuclear weapons program and common sense says they never will, they’re surrounded by U.S. forces and outgunned by their neighbors, if they ever did acquire a nuclear weapon and use it on someone our retaliation would mean the virtual end of the millennia-old Persian culture, and Hillary wants to further cripple our economy by dumping more American-made arms into the region. Where do we find such women?

The demonizing of Iran has become the lamest running gag in the history of international relations.

A July 17 article at The Guardian leads with, “In preparation for a possible attack on Iran's nuclear facilities, two Israeli missile class warships have sailed through the Suez Canal 10 days after a submarine capable of launching a nuclear missile strike.”

The fifth paragraph begins, “The deployment into the Red Sea, confirmed by Israeli officials, according to the Associated Press (AP) yesterday was a clear signal that Israel was able to put its strike force within range of Iran at short notice.”

This is utter bosh: nothing but Iran baiting.

Israel’s German-made, diesel-electric powered Dolphin class submarines supposedly carry nuclear missiles with a range of over 900 miles. If that’s the case, the subs don’t have to deploy to the Suez to hit Iran; they can do that pier side in their homeport in Haifa. Israel’s Sa’ar class corvettes carry self-defense weapons and the Harpoon anti-ship missile that has a range of between 58 and 196 miles, far too short to hit Iran from the Suez.

Israel and Iran both possess sea denial navies that are glorified coast guards. To attack Israel’s navy, Iran’s navy would have to pass down the Strait of Hormuz and the Gulf of Oman, cross the North Arabian Sea into the Gulf of Aden, then hike up the Red Sea and through the Suez Canal and enter the Mediterranean. Israel’s navy would have to take the reverse route to attack Iran’s. Either navy would likely run out of gas or sink of natural causes before it reached its destination. They might agree to meet in the middle, but in an expanse the size of the North Arabian Sea they probably couldn’t find each other. We might give Israel’s navy a lift to the Gulf of Oman on a Nimitz class aircraft carrier, but as soon as it unloaded and steamed into the Hormuz, the Iranians would shoot its tokhes off with shore launched missiles (they might shove one up the carrier’s fantail as well.)

Israel’s cardboard saber rattling supposedly signals concerns about Iran’s intentions to develop nuclear weapons. That would be well and good if Iran had intentions to develop nukes, but all indications are that they don’t. As I’ve often noted, our own intelligence admits that Iran doesn’t have a nuclear weapons program, and the International Atomic Energy Commission can’t find any trace of one. For the Iranians to develop nukes would be astronomically stupid, tantamount to painting a bull’s eye on their backs. Israel would have a perfect excuse to schwack Iran’s nuclear energy infrastructure with a preemptive strike, and from what we just saw the Israeli’s do to Gaza, they’d likely fire bomb every one of Iran’s cities as well.

Despite what hate radio and FOX News and the Polly-cracker mainstream media have told you over and over, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has never said Iran would use nukes to destroy Israel, or anything remotely like that, and neither has anyone else in Iran’s government. Iran is incapable of projecting land power more than a few miles from its border, it has a coastal navy and its air force is almost as old and broken down as North Korea’s.

Demonizing Iran has been a long-term project of Dick Cheney’s. Through his Iranian Directorate and his lip-lock with Israel’s Likudnik cabal and America’s neoconservatives, he was able to have Iran declared to be our greatest “challenge,” even though Iran’s military budget is less than one percent ours and less than half the size of Israel’s, and despite the Cheneyacs’ failure to prove a single one of their assertions regarding Iran’s nuclear intentions or of its meddling in Iraq and the Bananastans.

Iran baiting has become so rabid that it’s practically a national pastime. Maybe that’s why Hillary Clinton has joined the likes of Newt Gingrich aboard Cheney’s crazy train.

I voted against Hillary in the primary because she’d so clearly rolled over for the neocons because she was afraid they’d call her a girly-man if she didn’t. As Secretary of State, lamentably, she’s still putting on a tough-girl act for them. In a July 22 speech in Thailand, Hillary said the U.S. would extend its “defense umbrella” to defend its Middle East allies against a nuclear-armed Iran. “We’ll take actions,” she said, “crippling action, working to upgrade the defense of our partners in the region.”

A little song, a little dance; a little seltzer down your pantsuit. The Iranian’s don’t have a nuclear weapons program and common sense says they never will, they’re surrounded by U.S. forces and outgunned by their neighbors, if they ever did acquire a nuclear weapon and use it on someone our retaliation would mean the virtual end of the millennia-old Persian culture, and Hillary wants to further cripple our economy by dumping more American-made arms into the region. Where do we find such women?

Bush/Cheney foreign policy turned the Middle East into an analog of Cold War Europe, and incredibly, they managed to cast pismire Iran as the second coming of the Soviet Union. That the Obama administration is conducting the same slap shoe and fright wig statecraft is a sure sign that the American Empire will end not with a bang or a whimper, but with pie on its face.

Commander Jeff Huber, U.S. Navy (Retired) writes at Pen and Sword. Jeff's novel Bathtub Admirals (Kunati Books), a lampoon on America's rise to global dominance, is on sale now.

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60 Minutes propaganda segment on Israel Air Force readied to attack Iran at a moment's notice.

4 Comments:

At Sunday, July 26, 2009, Blogger andie531 said...

That was excellent.

 
At Sunday, July 26, 2009, Blogger morris108 said...

Andie531,

Are these for wakeupfromyourslumber readers?

If so please post ....

 
At Sunday, July 26, 2009, Blogger morris108 said...

Forgot the links:

Gilad Atzmon: Judification and other forms of Choseness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHpUTYN7T2E

Gilad Atzmon: The Enlightenment is nothing but self love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4e7Iq__yis

 
At Wednesday, July 29, 2009, Blogger Titus Sviatoslav said...

I say that ziostan's nuclear arsinal is bullshit - a pure deception from MOSSAD with nothing but the testimony of Vanunu to support it.

Vannunu would have been found with his throat cut and his schmeckle in his mouth had he really disclosed ziostan's secrets.

Cheney tried to steal two nukes for them from Minot in Aug 07, but he fucked up.

"By means of bullshit shall the Mossed make war!"

 

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