Chelmsford School for Butlers
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posted by Greg Bacon @ Monday, May 25, 2009
3 Comments:
A good friend of mine works for a small business owned by an 85 year man whose wife died a few years ago.
The business is very slow and in order to have keep his job my friend has basically become a 'butler' for the owner, doing everything from cooking, cleaning and running errands. We spoke about this just yesterday.
This addition to his resume may come in handy.
The wave of the future. Your friend is just ahead of the times.
Why stop there?
There must be an explosive demand for the ultimate "Green" job - Groom of the Stool!
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