Calling all Psychos!

Always wanted to shoot a pregnant woman in the stomach or a kid in the head?

Think dropping Napalm on civilians is good fun?

Got secret desires to steal other people's land, water and means of living and then lie about it afterwards?

Good at using deception and fabrications to pin the blame for your murderous activities on others?

Paranoid, with delusions of grandeur and filled with hatred for non-Jews?

Always think the world owes you Big Time, and needs to cough up vast sums of money to let you live a lifestyle only for the CHOSEN?

Bank examiners closing in on your Ponzi scheme and you don't want to get arrested?

Then Israel is for YOU!
Contact other like minded individuals at Nefesh B'Nefesh and we'll get you on that road to your dream... a road only for Jews, as those in Occupied Palestine already know!

A typical candidate for making "Aliyah" to Israel!!

His application will be given Priority Status!!

We need more like Mr. M!!!!