Michael Jackson's Rabbi is in Iceland

A lot of celebrities are consulting with Rabbis these days. Madonna, Naomi, the Rolling Stones. Most of the celebs have been indoctrinated into the Philip Berg Kabbalah cult.

Shaul Youdkevitch, who introduced Madonna to the cult, and other Kabbalah rabbis were accused in 2005 of bilking a terminally ill woman out of over $30,000. The reportage stated "This may be merely the tip of the iceberg."

According to the same report, Madonna attended a 2004 Kabbalah conference "with over a thousand celebrities who said they were seeking the truth." (Huh?)

Britney Spears was dumped by Madonna as a "friend" because Britney bailed on the cult.

And then there's Michael Jackson. Jackson was raised a Jehovah's Witness, but for two years he sought "spiritual advice" from Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, "The Most Famous Rabbi in America" - an Orthodox Chabad-Lubavitcher and author of bestsellers-promoted-by-Oprah "Kosher Sex" and "The Kosher Sutra". In 2007 Boteach founded This World: The Values Network, which seeks to "disseminate Jewish values to the mainstream culture."

Wait a minute. Didn't "Jewish Values" (especially the Talmudic variety coming through the media and politics) create our sex-crazed, consumer-crazy, family-nuking, drug infested, Christian-hating, pedophile-loving culture in the first place?

And who is going to save it? JEWS of course! Not the secular ones, but the good old Orthodox Chabad-Lubavitchers. They have all the right family values, don't they? After all, Rabbi Boteach is a good family man with 9 kids! And he has fun and sex is loyal to his wife and keeps it all together! And he tried to save Michael Jackson, but failed. Oy vey...

Does this look like another Hegelian Dialectic type of situation or what? Talmudic Jews saving America from Talmudic Jews? Well, hell, why not? Alcoholics Anonymous was started by a drunk, and look at all the good it's done!

Oddly enough, Boteach commiserated with two other Jackson hangers-on, Israeli Uri Geller fake Indian guru Deepak Chopra on two other books "The Psychic and The Rabbi" and "Confessions of a Psychic and a Rabbi".

Call me paranoid, but I'm smelling "mind-controlled celebrity" handlers here.

And then there's Iceland. Rabbi Boteach is now in Iceland, even though Iceland has almost no Jews. Except for one: the First Lady of Iceland is Dorrit Moussaieff. She is an Israeli Bukharian Jew. She also made third place on the Harper's Magazine List of the Most Connected People in Britain.

To her credit, she has stated "I'm concerned about the way Israel is going, about the contempt for human life," she continues. "In the Middle East, human life has no value. I also don't want to live in a country that is ruled by the church [sic]. Why should I consider myself an Israeli?"

Maybe Rabbi Boteach will help straighten her out.