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GW Bush to be awarded "Humanitarian of the Century" prize

And Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz will win the "Veracity in Government Award." Condi Rice to preside at ceremony. Heavily armed mercs from Blackwater/Xe will provide security at this invitation only event.

Federal Reserve head Ben Bernanke will receive the distinguished "Transparency in Bookkeeping" award. Treasury Secretary Geithner to present award to Bernanke inside the NY Fed.
No reporters or outsiders will be welcome or allowed to see this ceremony and any that try to breach security will be tossed in jail

Israeli PM Netanyahu will be given the prestigious "Kindred Soul Award." This elite prize is shared by others, like Henry Kissinger and Jeffrey Dahlmer.
The award is to be presented in the new Israeli "Ministry of Truth" building, constructed in the West Bank on the rubble of several Palestinian homes whose owners were gently persuaded, using tanks and armored bulldozers, to move or else!

Former VP Dick Cheney will be fĂȘted by surviving relatives of 9/11 victims when he receives the "9/11 Truthers" award.

Why not, if Obama is being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?

kenny's sideshow: Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize for not yet bombing Iran

Only 10 days into his term, Obama gets nominated. The Nobel prize has become irrelevant.

Process of Nomination and Selection

The candidates eligible for the Nobel Peace Prize are those nominated by ... on nominations that must be postmarked no later than 1 February each year. ...

Maybe it's appropriate that the prize was founded and is funded by an organization started by a man renowned for his expertise in developing newer and more devasting explosives.


At Friday, October 09, 2009, Blogger Nepos Libertas said...

Jeezus, Nobel Committee is full of bozos. First Kissinger, now this. Totally premature and Obama have not even proven his ability -- all babbling talk of peace and no action.

Obama is a coward who could not stand up to Israel and Saudi Arabia, and Nobel Committee members are truly opportunistic morons that pulls peace prize out out of their collective ass. Nobel prizes really don't mean shit since Kissinger won the prize.

Obama will back up Israel with a total war on Iran, which will prove Nobel Peace Prize an empty gesture.

I register my protest with Nobel Committee. It's a purely contrived decision for publicity stunt that has rendered the prestige of Nobel prize irrelevant.


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