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19yr old Diebold technician wins US Presidency

In a dramatic development that has come as a surprise to pundits and the public alike, a youthful technician with Diebold, Inc. has emerged as the unlikely winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. The president-elect, 19 year old Billy Pustule of Green, Ohio, reached via SMS at the garage apartment by his mother's house in which he currently resides, said he was "real psyched about being the president" and "had big plans for the inauguration party".
Satire, of course, but not far from the truth about our voting system.
According to the official electronic tally, compiled and certified by Diebold voting engineers, President-elect Pustule won an impressive 59.6% of the popular vote nationwide, the strongest showing ever received by a write-in candidate. He was followed by 38% for Democratic candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton, and 28.6% for Republican candidate Bill Frist. The fact that the totals exceed 100% has been attributed by a Diebold spokesman to "a special kind of rounding".
This underscores how important it is for communities to organize committees to independently survey their communities to ensure that the official count in November is legitimate. Our government agencies can't be trusted.


At Tuesday, September 26, 2006, Blogger Citisucks said...

There are not legitimate elections in the United States and their is no freedom in the United States. And it should also be noted that the fake opposition party refused to anything about the bogus voting technology. Only the green party took a stand and demanded real elections.

At Tuesday, September 26, 2006, Blogger AlreadyPublished said...

On September 19, 2001, the appointed dictator said:
"Their leaders are self appointed."

Ironic, isn't it?


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