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Hi SOT - have been reading your posts for a wee while now, and I can't work you out.
So, I have designed the following multiple-choice quiz for you (and any keen other) in the interests of rational human international discourse - something you seem (unsuccessfully) hell-bent on derailing, for some reason or other.
Could you please complete this test and submit your answers
(and then after that ... be a more useful global citizen)
OK, here we go ...
(1) How much does water factor in the Israeli/Lebanese conflictThanks for your time - I'm really not trying to put you down, SOT but please start reading more widely than you currently seem to.a) not at all(2)If it were up to you, how would you best achieve international stability?
b) a little
c) a great deala) Targeted Assassination(s)(3) Which term most comes to mind when you think of Palestinians?
b) PR firms
c) Private Military Mercenary Armies (comprised mostly of badly-informed trailer park psychopaths With Something To Prove, and desperate Africans that have been convincingly promised greencards)
d) Involuntarily Administered Suicide, or:
e) The Militarisation Of Spacea) horse(4) How many people were killed in the Vietnam war?
c) soft target
d) collateral damagea) about 58,000(5)Is there a difference between The Existence of Israel and The End of the Occupation of Palestine?
b) about 4 million
c) don't know
d) don't carea) Yes(6)When you think of Planet Earth - do you mentally picture:
c) The Holocaust
d) They Hate Our Freedoma) A Threat (i.e. 'It's either you or me')(7) Have you ever been:
b) An Opportunity (i.e. 'There is no you - there is only me')
c) A Closed System (i.e. 'We're all in this together'), or:
d) A big ball of molten rock hurtling through spacewith 6 billion translatable mammals walking around on it,several of which concurrently vie for Full Spectrum Dominance.a) raped(8) Which phrase do you hear most often - as you go about your daily chores on the Web?
d) dropped on your head at birth
e) lied to and used by your superiors
f) none of the abovea) Twit(9) You get your own information from:
d) Ass Candlea) The Sun (UK)(10) In your mind, Israel is a:
b) The Telegraph Group Limited
c) The Wall St Journal
d) Fox News Channel
e) Your mates down the puba) democracy(11) If you suddenly discovered a dead body in the alley behind your home - it would upset you most if the person was . . .
b) post World War II Western guilt trip
c) an aggressive nuclear power
d) a nation of self-informed superority complexes clinging to yet one more pesky and geographically localised belief systema) Jewish(12)What do you believe is currently the biggest threat to Israel?
e) A Celebrity
f) An attractive and stylish member of the British Royal Family
g) Some guy from, say ... Iceland, or maybe The Maldives.a)The Growing World Awareness by the Public (or GWAP)(13) What is the lethal lifespan of combat-dispersed Depleted Uranium particles?
b) Guerilla Warfare
c) IDF suicide rates
d) Its own news media
e) Its own ex-WWII traumatised fear and hatred(and its own resultant decision to never, ever, ever, ever, ever trust anyone else again)
f) Zionistsa) google it, fucker.(14) Did Arabs also descend from Shem?
(then, be more useful ... )a) Yes
c) Don't know
d) Don't care - because my life is suddenly outside my experience(and I'm so scared right now)
e) Don't care - because my current job pays well and I have mouths to feed and a bigger house to buy (so I go where they tell me)
I don't dislike you - I just despise your inability to learn from (and help alleviate) the collective and ongoing horrorshow that is human history.
Try and seek out and understand points of view that you do not agree with.
If brown people scare you, then I suggest you research the phrase: 'Human Universals' - and you will have an easier time of it.
Otherwise, I'm afraid that you are just another part of the problem.