Saturday, February 28, 2009
Jewish Settlers get $50K to move to... Alabama!
Some get paid to go to israel.
Others get paid to leave Gaza.
Now, they're paying them to settle in Alabama!
It seems that Jews get paid no matter where they go!
DOTHAN, Ala. -- Members of the newest Jewish family in Dothan are settling in to their piece of the promised land: A new home, just down the street from the city's water park and Dixie Youth baseball fields.
Matthew and Michelle Reed, along with their 2-year-old son and newborn baby boy, are the first of what could be a stream of people to move to Dothan under a program that offers Jewish families as much as $50,000 to relocate and get involved with the city's only synagogue, Temple Emanu-El.
A family that's been part of the reform congregation for decades funded the $1 million resettlement program and launched it last year, fearing the congregation would dwindle and die without an infusion of new blood. With one new family already in the fold, and hundreds of others expressing interest, the goal is to bring as many as 19 more Jewish families to this mostly Christian town of 58,000 in rural southeast Alabama over the next five years.
Getting thousands of dollars in assistance was nice, the Reeds say, but leaving their home in Sanford, N.C., for Alabama was an easy decision: Matt Reed was able to get a job quickly near Dothan, and his wife's relatives were members of Temple Emanu-El years ago.
The friendliness of the people was the final clincher, they said.
"It's been freaky how easy this has been," said Matt Reed, 25, taking a break from moving boxes inside his new home on Whatley Drive. The curly-haired Ayden, 2, plays with a new trash can while his mom watches after Sam, just 6 weeks old.
Michelle Reed's Jewish family has roots in Dothan, while her husband was raised Mormon and is in the process of converting to Judaism. Their mixed background wasn't a drawback for program organizers -- as many as half of Temple Emanu-El's members have similar histories.
The couple heard about the relocation program through family members in Alabama and applied in September because Matt Reed was finishing a stint with the Army at Fort Bragg, N.C. They moved to Dothan after he left the service on Feb. 1.
"We always wanted to raise our kids Jewish, but we didn't want to do it in North Carolina," said Michelle Reed, 26. "We didn't know anything about the temples up there. The one here my parents actually got married in."
Leaders of the relocation program couldn't be happier with their first catch.
"We are just so thrilled to have this family here. They are just a perfect fit," said Rob Goldsmith, executive director of Blumberg Family Jewish Community Services, which oversees the recruiting project. Temple Emanu-El, like many synagogues in Southern towns, has been shrinking for decades as young people leave for big cities like Atlanta. Dothan isn't exactly a hot spot for Jews: The town is smack in the middle of the Bible Belt and calls itself the "Peanut Capital of the World."
Worried about what the future might hold, congregation member Larry Blumberg put up money to begin a program to attract as many as 20 new Jewish families. The group, funded primarily by his family, took out ads in Jewish newspapers and got a boost when The Associated Press published a story about the program last fall.
About 400 families have since applied for the relocation project, and 60 of those were qualified after initial screening. Finalists go through a vetting process that includes written references -- including one from their rabbi -- home visits, checks for criminal and financial problems, and interviews. The Reeds were the first to make it to Dothan, but 10 more families are in the pipeline.
In return for resettling and being active with the congregation for at least five years, families are reimbursed as much as $50,000 to cover items including moving expenses, housing, outstanding debt, education, temple dues and seed money for a small business.
"My hope would be that five years from now we have certainly been able to bring our 20 families here ... and we've been able to augment that with additional growth as well," said Blumberg, a boyhood friend of Michelle Reed's father, Michael Behrman of Montgomery.
Goldsmith said the Reeds don't need the full amount and could receive as much as $30,000 to help pay off debts and reimburse them for resettlement expenses, including rent and furniture for the house where they are living now.
The fund will also pay the first year of temple dues for the family and, eventually, help with a down payment on a permanent home, he said.
Just as important as the money, the Reeds said, was that the relocation program helped them make connections for jobs.
Matt Reed was an aviation mechanic in the Army, and he's already gotten a job working on aircraft in nearby Ozark near the Army's main helicopter training base, Fort Rucker. Michelle Reed works in the medical field but is taking time off because of their new son.
Rabbi Lynne Goldsmith, Robert Goldsmith's wife, said members are eager to meet the first family to come to Dothan through the relocation program.
"People are welcoming them with open arms. We've had more phone calls with people saying, 'What can we do for them? Can I take them out to dinner, can I bring them something?" she said. "They're really, really excited."
Labels: Corruption, money, tribalism
WTF? GCN Network airs "Go To Israel" Ad!
I just don't understand it.
Here I am trying to tune in to the WhatReallyHappened radio show and I hear this commercial prodding me to 'go to israel'...'[I] will never be the same.'
WTF?
Don't they know that most people who follow WRH are staunchly anti-zionist???
Are they trying to turn us off or just trying to piss us off???
I didn't hear any corresponding ad urging us to send relief to suffering Gazans!
I urge everyone to call Mike and express your outrage at the shameless pro-zionist leanings of GCN. I mean, at least wait until after the show is over to run that shameless ad!
You can't stand up to racist apartheid israel while supporting a network that gives them a platform to market their lies.
Quintessential Moneychanger declares "Economy in Shambles"
That of course won't stop Buffet from making "money off of money," hand over fist...
Oh tsk, tsk...Berkshire Hathaway Inc, Warren Buffett's insurance and investment company, barely broke even in the fourth quarter because of losses on derivatives contracts tied to the stock market, which caused its net worth to tumble $10.9billion.
Quarterly net income for Omaha, Nebraska-based Berkshire sank 96 percent to $117 million [!!!], or $76 per Class A share, from $2.95 billion, or $1,904, a year earlier, based on company filings. Revenue fell 12 percent to $24.59 billion.
Buffett also offered a gloomy outlook for the economy, saying in his annual letter to Berkshire shareholders: "The economy will be in shambles throughout 2009 -- and for that matter, probably well beyond."
let's all get together a collection basket for poor old warren and his moneychanging cohorts.
but wait something's not quite right in number land...
Of course when you report these imaginary losses with earnings, you get to use them to avoid taxes on real gains...A deteriorating economy and tight credit led to steep declines in stock prices and an increase in junk bond defaults, resulting in losses for Berkshire. While the losses exist on paper, accounting rules require Berkshire to report them with earnings.
in other words, they get to pass their paper losses on to the rest of us, by getting to keep more of their ill-gotten hard cash while the rest of us have a bigger tax burden than we would have had, had that imaginary wealth just disappeared from where it came - OUT OF NOWHERE!
But then what good is imaginary wealth if they can't somehow transform it into real wealth off the sweat and tears of the rest of us?
There you have it folks - the rich get richer the good old fashioned way - by DECEPTION.Berkshire's net worth fell to $109.27 billion at year end from $120.16 billion at the end of September, and $120.73 billion at the end of 2007.
For all of 2008, profit at Berkshire fell 62 percent to $4.99 billion, or $3,224 per share, from $13.21 billion, or $8,548. Earnings were the lowest since 2002. Revenue fell 9 percent to $107.8 billion.
Berkshire Class A shares closed Friday at $78,600 on the New York Stock Exchange. They have fallen 44 percent since the end of February 2008, while the Standard & Poor's 500 has dropped 45 percent.
neo-jew/khazar-bolshevik policy
Labels: dictatorship, free speech, hate crimes, zionist war crimes
Bishop Who Asked Questions about the Holocaust™ Headed to Jail?
Uh-oh, looks like the Bish is headed to a German jail. Spending years and years in solitary confinement will give the Bishop plenty of time to think over his transgression of wanting to seek out truths and think for himself!
Vatican says Holocaust-denying bishop's apology not enough for entry as prelate into church
NICOLE WINFIELD February 27, 2009
VATICAN CITY - An apology from a bishop who denied the Holocaust wasn't good enough, the Vatican said Friday, adding that he must repudiate his views if he wants to be a Roman Catholic clergyman.
The statement by Bishop Richard Williamson "doesn't appear to respect the conditions" the Vatican set out for him, said the Rev. Federico Lombardi, a spokesman for the pope.
In an interview broadcast last month on Swedish state TV and in previous letters and speeches, Williamson denied 6 million Jews were killed in the Holocaust, saying about 200,000 or 300,000 were murdered. He said none was gassed.
Williamson apologized for his remarks on Thursday upon his arrival in his native Britain after being ordered to leave Argentina. He said he would never have made them if he had known "the full harm and hurt to which they would give rise."
But he didn't say he had been wrong or that he no longer believed what he had said.
On Friday, German Justice Minister Brigitte Zypries said Germany could issue a European-wide arrest warrant on hate crimes charges for Williamson since the Swedish TV interview was conducted in Germany.
State prosecutors in Regensburg, Germany, have opened a preliminary investigation into whether Williamson broke German laws against Holocaust denial.
Tossing the Bishop into jail for six or seven years will be his punishment for Thought Crime violations, saith the High Priests protecting the Holocaust™ religion.
Wonder $$$$$ what it $$$$$ would take for $$$$ Abe Fartman $$$$$ and $$$$$ the ADL to back off? $$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Any Ideas? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Labels: Zionism
Pity Party Time: An ugly bias is back: blaming Jews for financial woes
Cue the violins, it's blame the GOY time.
An ugly bias is back: blaming Jews for financial woes
Conspiracy claims die hard. But responsibility lies with all of us.
Brad A. Greenberg February 27, 2009
LOS ANGELES - The stereotype of the money-grubbing Jew goes back a long way. Zacchaeus was a greedy little tax collector. Fagin was a hideous creature who forced orphans into his organized network of pickpockets. And Shylock, perhaps the most infamous Jewish moneylender of all? Well his avarice ran so deep that he demanded a "pound of flesh" from an indebted Venetian merchant.
Canonized in the Christian Bible and two classics of English literature, these characters reinforce prejudices that Jews have struggled against for centuries. This scapegoating has been particularly venomous during difficult economic times. And these are those times.
Scapegoating? Is that like calling someone "anti-Semitic" anytime they point out the connections between financial swindles and the Jews behind the swindles?
The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) reported Feb. 10 that a survey of 500 people in each of seven European countries – Austria, France, Hungary, Poland, Germany, Spain, and Britain – found that 40 percent felt Jews have too much power in business and nearly a third blamed Jews for the global financial crisis.
Though the ADL has not surveyed American anti-Semitism since 2007 – when 18 percent shared the sentiment that Jews have "too much control/influence on Wall Street" – the Jewish defense organization reported a spike in anti-Semitic chatter online after Wall Street collapsed last September.
Mr. GREENBERG, why not explain to your readers about the Federal Reserve? How the last head, Alan GREENSPAN is a Jew and the current head, Ben SHALOM Bernanke, is a Jew.
Add in the fact that of the six board of governor seats, five are held by Jews. What's that, I'm being "anti-Semitic" for pointing out the obvious?
And that was before anti-Semites were gifted their poster boy for Jewish grifting. In December, Bernard Madoff confirmed every suspicion about Jewish moneylenders when he reportedly admitted to running a $50 billion Ponzi scheme.
Uhh, don't forget to add in that Madoff shipped a lot of that stolen loot to Israel. Damn, their I go again, being "anti-Semitic."
Crooked. Evil. Innately able to rob you blind while shaking your hand and smiling.
"Is Bernard Madoff Jewish? Very. Oy," a headline from Los Angeles's Jewish Journal responded the day after his arrest.
Jews have lived more comfortably and prosperously here than anywhere else, but even American Jews can't escape the stereotype that they are, at best, penny-pinching cheapskates or, far worst, immoral monetary manipulators.
Today, Jews make big money and are bigwigs in, among other influential professions, the financial industry. But much as "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" would like you to believe otherwise, the connection between Jews and money is more complicated than a worldwide conspiracy to control the financial markets. (Shocking, I know.)
Let's add in a little historical perspective here. Like showing who helped formulate and push the lies the Bush White House used to invade an "existential" enemy of Israel, Iraq.
Which shows the troubling and incestous relationshihp between money and politics. Control the money and you'll control the political show. Control that and you'll have a firm grip on the Pentagon.
From an article in Haaretz:
The war in Iraq was conceived by 25 neoconservative intellectuals, most of them Jewish, who are pushing President Bush to change the course of history.
"I could give you the names of 25 people (all of whom are at this moment within a five-block radius of this office) who, if you had exiled them to a desert island a year and a half ago, the Iraq war would not have happened."
Tom Freidman, Zionist talking head and point man for the Tel Aviv Terror Masters, talking about the undue influence of the likes of Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, Douglas Feith, William Kristol, Eliot Abrams and Charles Krauthammer.
The confusion begins with a Hebrew word for money – mammon. In the New Testament, Jesus uses this word to refer to the god of greed. But to Jews, mammon, like the manna that sustained the Israelites in the desert, refers to the lifeblood of survival, a godly pursuit for the protection of the Chosen People.
Nomadic life led Jews to city centers along trading routes, where they often were barred from the respectable crafts. Before they became doctors and lawyers they carved out niches as traders and financiers. Ironically, their edge as moneylenders was courtesy of the Roman Catholic Church, which forbade Christians from charging each other interest; Jews had the run of the market.
Help me out here, Mr. Greenberg. If the Catholic Church forbade interest from being charged on loaned money, why would someone go to the local "shylock" to borrow money? Borrowed money that they would have to pay interest on.
Could it be that the Jews used that dominance in the money trade to enact laws forbidding us GOY to borrow money from those who wouldn't charge interest?
What else could it be? A savvy person would want to save money and not paying interest is a good way to save.
The Catholic Church no longer forbids bankers to charge interest, but Islam does. To certain bankers, that must sound like someone dragging a fingernail across a chalkboard.
Instead of teaching their children to farm or be blacksmiths, these financiers – at the time, more like glorified pawnbrokers – passed on the art of lending money. The tradition would pay off when boatloads of Central Europeans landed at Ellis Island in the 1800s.
"VAT, you vant me to do physical labor? Oy Vey, you must be crazy!"
Jews have historically taken advantage of the opportunities afforded them, and in those days there was hardly a better way for a poor German Jew to cut his teeth than selling cheap goods in rural America.
The story of the Lehman brothers – turning an Alabama cotton business into a global financial titan – is typical, almost a cliché, of how Jews rose from peddlers to shop owners to international financiers in the course of a few decades.
The saga of Lehman Brothers came to a sudden end Sept. 15, not coincidentally at the same time that Jews once again became the scapegoat for this country's, and the world's, economic problems.
Since then, conspiracy theorists and anti-Semites alike have been busy bombarding financial blogs, Jewish journalism outlets, and their self-serving forums with comments about how former Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan, current Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, Lehman Brothers, and others are orchestrating this crisis to crush the goy.
Crush the GOY? No argument here. We're getting crushed by the load of debt that is being piled on our backs by the Jewish controlled Federal Reserve to prop up criminal syndicates like AIG, controlled by the GREENBERGS... Any relation to you the author, Mr. Brad GREENBERG?
It's the same trope that's been repeated since long before the rise of the House of Rothschild: The "international Jew," as Henry Ford deemed this global tribe, starts wars and manipulates markets for self-gain and schadenfreude.
And it's just as vacuous now as it was then. Jews are certainly prominent in the US financial market, but they remain an underwhelming minority.
An underwhelming minority of the working stiffs in a firm, but an overwhelming majority of the CEO's and CFO's.
The only time Jews were an underwhelming minority in the US financial market was on 9/11, when they managed to somehow not be in the Twin Towers that day, thanks to being warned to get out. Just ask the owner of the WTC, "Lucky" Larry Silverstein, whose original 14 million dollar investment has turned into a 4 billion plus bonanza for "Lucky" Larry.
Time magazine's list this month of the "25 People to Blame for the Financial Crisis" includes, by my count, six Jews – which means that more than 75 percent of the culpable were not Jewish. Among the blameworthy were former President Bush, disgraced subprime lender Angelo Mozilo and, ahem, the american consumer. There is little Jews can do to kill this old canard. But they can learn from the mistakes that enabled one of their own to use the communal bonds in American Jewry to orchestrate the biggest con in US history.
Though some Jewish money managers have proved to be scoundrels at best, like Shylock, it is not because they are Jewish – just as Christianity did not inspire Ken Lay to cheat Enron's shareholders. Indeed, Jews may be the easy historical target, but scapegoating misses the moral of our own failures. The real responsibility lies with all of us.
• Brad A. Greenberg, senior writer for The Jewish Journal and creator of TheGodBlog.org , is working on a book about the facts and fiction of Jewish power.
Scapegoating my ass. Point out facts and realities and you'll have the Zionist dominated MSM screaming "anti-Semite." The more egregious the swindle is, the louder Zionist outifts like the ADL will scream, all to drown out any talk or discussion about whether or not the swindle did have Jewish roots.
Over the centuries, Jews have been booted out of over 50 countries, some more than once. Bring this up for discussion and the Zionist Scream Machine will pump up the "anti-Semite" volume to quash any legitimate questions of why this has happened.
You'll hear the tired ass saying about how Christians hate the Jew for killing Christ. BS. That might of worked back in the Dark Ages, but thinking, intelligent people who aren't afraid of asking hard questions know better.
Time and again, Jews have used their innate financial ability to get control of a country's money supply, raking off the cream while charging usurious interest rates.
Some of the money is used to buy off and bribe politicians to disastrous results, like the Jewish takeover of the White House and Congress which are run by Jews to help enrich and protect that racist and apartheid Jews only state, Israel.
No Mr. Greenberg, I'm not being "anti-Semitic" here, but trying to shine a light on one of the darkest secrets in the world.
Labels: Zionism
Friday, February 27, 2009
You Shall Be Made Tenants On Your Own Land
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If the American People ever allow private banks to control the issue of their money, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around (the banks), will deprive the people of their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered . . .
--Thomas Jefferson
AIG, The Stanford Group and Israel; Cozy as Bedbugs
Wall Street loses trillions of dollars, mostly from elderly stockholders and pension funds and no one seems to know where all that loot disappeared to?
It didn't evaporate, but it sure as hell is gone. Some reports put the money stolen,oops. missing from banks and accounts around the world at over 20 TRILLION dollars.
Where has all of that money in those 401K accounts and pension funds got off to?
"The Herzliya Conference is Israel‘s primary global policy annual gathering, drawing together Israeli and international participants from the highest levels of government, business, and academia to address pressing national, regional and world strategic issues."
Heavy emphasis on business, especially Wall Street banks.
Another investment fund, the Stanford Group goes "Uh-Oh", billions of dollars disappear and who's to blame?
Maybe you should look at the recent Ninth Annual Herzliya Conference held in Israel, February 2-4, 2009 and attended by members of the Stanford Group.
Yes, that Stanford Group that seems to have lost at least 8 BILLION dollars of investors money.
The World Economic Crisis: Recalibrating Financial Risk, Management and Regulation
Ms. Joanne Thornton Senior Vice President, Policy Research, Stanford Group Company
The Stanford Group went belly up and defrauded investors of billions of dollars. Who's behind this monkey business?
Reading their list of employees is like reading a Bar Mitzvah guest list. Wonder if the luggage Joanne took to Israel for the 2009 conference was extra heavy, because a little over one week later, the SEC shed its blinders and started looking into his fund, AFTER the 8 BILLION mysteriously disappeared.
Had to give "Sir" Allen time and his fellow brigands time to get the plunder to the Kosher Nostra.
What other American financial company that lost billions and billions of investors money and is now being funded by the American taxpayer to the tune of over 200 billion was in Israel at this conference?
Prof. Jacob Frenkel Former Governor: Bank of Israel, Chairman, Group of Thirty (G-30); Vice Chairman, American International Group (AIG)
Not only is "Uncle Yakob" with AIG, he previously was with the now defunct Merril Lynch . Amazing set of coincidences.
Herzliya could mean "Take the Money in Run" in Yiddish, but is named after the Godfather of Zionism, Theodore Herzl.
Amazing. Yes, simply amazing. Wonder where all that money that disappeared from Wall Street 401K accounts and retirement fund went to?
Any guesses?
The only one missing from this "Swindler's List," is Bernie Madoff. But Bernie had already spirited much of the 50-100 BILLION in stolen loot back to the Mother Ship.
Besides hauling the loot to Israel, Bernie found time to spend some of that money on luxury homes, like the ones shown here.
An Aerial Tour of the Homes of Bernie Madoff and the Bailed-Out Bankers
Think any of that plunder made it back to the USA and into the pockets of our corrupt Congress?
Or maybe this is the "Clean Break: Securing the Realm" scenario talked about where Israel gets some type of outside money to permanently prop up that racist and apartheid, Jews only state.
A document written by some of the same thugs that lied the US into the Iraq War.
Thugs like, David Wurmser, Doug Feith and Richard Perle.
The Clean Break document here, says that "...[financial] self-reliance will grant Israel greater freedom of action and remove a significant lever of pressure used against it in the past."
20 TRILLION dollars would keep Israel on its war mongering path for decades to come.
Labels: Corruption
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Hollywood to make 30 anti-Iranian movies
Hollywood to make 30 anti-Iranian movies 24 Feb 2009
Iranian Foreign Ministry Spokesman, Hassan Qashqavi, has said that Hollywood film makers have thirty anti-Iranian movies in the offing.
"Hollywood has thirty anti-Iranian movies in the offing with the subject of hostility towards Iran's historical and Islamic identity," Qashqavi told reporters at a weekly news conference in Tehran on Monday.
"The subject of making various movies has directly targeted not only Iran's religious and historical identity but also the country's social values including hospitality in an attempt to show hostility towards the Islamic Republic," he added.
"There are certain political objectives behind a number of movies under the pretext of creating art," he explained.
There should be some choice "Kate Winslet" gets an Oscar roles in these works of MOSSAD fiction.
Spielberg to Direct Lockerbie Bombing Movie Friday, May 2, 2008
Legendary Hollywood director Steven Spielberg will direct a movie regarding the Dec. 21, 1988, bombing of Pan Am 103 over the town of Lockerbie in Scotland.
The movie is an adaptation of the book Flight 103, written by former Israeli officer and MOSSAD agent Juval Aviv.
Although the book is presented as a fiction, it echoes the allegations made by Aviv in his famous INTERFOR report prepared to help the defense of Pan Am.
Aviv believes that Libyan national Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, the only person convicted of the atrocity, is actually innocent.
The former MOSSAD agent instead claims that Tehran officials ordered the destruction of the Boeing 747 as revenge for the accidental shooting of an Iranian airliner by the United States on July 3, 1988.
The novel alleges that Tehran contracted a Palestinian terror group to carry the bombing and suggests that the CIA turned a blind eye on the plot because on the plane were US intelligence agents returning to the US from Lebanon to denounce a secret drugs-for-hostages deal between Washington and Tehran.
Woolfman, and his glamorous young Irish assistant Orla Sheehy, received his first clue of the conspiracy when he discovered that US diplomats around the world had been told to cancel their reservations on Pan Am 103.
A real "Two-fer" for Israel. Tie in the Palestinians to the MOSSAD/CIA operation that downed Flight 103. The MOSSAD production will probably show the Gazan houses that were used to plan this crime.
Next up, a Hollywood movie showing that it was actually Iranian forces and not Israeli's behind the USS Liberty attacks.
Labels: Israeli Propaganda
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Israeli Military Shoot Gaza Farmer
Just another example of the world's "most moral" army flexing its muscles.
Good thing Israel is a "light unto the world," or else the Palestinians might be in real trouble.
Labels: Israeli War Crimes
Rubashkin kvetches that grand jury is 'biased against Jews'
Ex-CEO of kosher slaughterhouse: Grand jury biased
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) — Attorneys for the former CEO of the nation's largest kosher meatpacking plant say immigration, bank fraud and other charges against him should be dismissed because the grand jury that indicted him was biased against Jews.
Sholom Rubashkin faces nearly 100 federal counts and is accused of helping illegal immigrants get fake documents so they could work at Agriprocessors Inc.'s slaughterhouse in Postville, Iowa.
On Monday, his attorney and an attorney for Agriprocessors asked U.S. District Judge Linda Reade to dismiss the charges against Rubashkin and the company.
The attorneys say the grand jury developed prejudices based on Jewish stereotypes.
Assistant U.S. Attorney Sean Berry says the indictment was based on evidence, not religion.
Labels: agriprocessors, chutzpah, kvetching, rubashkin
Monday, February 23, 2009
Microsoft sacks 5000, hoards $21 BILLION
Apparently, the software giant just evaded what could have been a pretty bad PR fiasco this week when it asked about 25 of its ex-employees to return the extra severence pay that they had received by accident. According to their human resources VP, the workers were later told they could keep the cash after she "decided it didn't quite feel right."
Well, I'd like to see how she dresses up this shameful contradiction...
Even though Microsoft saw fit to end the livelihoods of 5000 of its lowly workers, not only is the copyright mammoth still profitable - but it has managed shamelessly to hoard a whopping $21 billion in cash reserves!
How's that for frugal?!!With the recession biting into sales of Microsoft's core Office and Windows software, the company said in January it would let up to 5,000 of its 94,000 employees go, the only mass layoff in its 34-year history. Microsoft remains profitable, however, and has a cash hoard of nearly $21 billion.
Ebenezer Scrooge move over - bill gates is in town.
Smoke Rising Over Gaza Reminds Me of the Holocaust™
Holocaust™ News Service--"Bennie" Goldigger, a 55 yo Holocaust™ survivor living in New York, says that the pall of radioactive smoke rising over the Gaza Strip reminds him of the Auschwitz ovens.
Bennie, living in a New York high rise on 5th Avenue, thanks to several very generous Holocaust™ Reparations fund payouts, says he's having trouble sleeping at night since he saw the picture of what once had been Gaza City, now totally destroyed by a Israeli Air Force dropped nuclear device.
"Sure, the world is crying out that Israel committed the ultimate crime against humanity by dropping a nuclear bomb on those Palestinian squatters, but the world seems to have forgotten the most tragic event in the history of the world, no, the history of the entire universe, the Holocaust™. Who cares about some Arab dogs, living in squalor, when we still have several million Holocaust™ survivors living in a world of pain and hurt?"
Bennie said the page 19 story in the New York Times about Israel dropping a 5 mega-ton nuclear device on Gaza City was more than enough coverage, that the Times should be running more front page stories like this one about the millions and millions of Holocaust™ survivors trying to get justice and large amounts of cash for their claims.
Abe Fartman of the ADL, echoed Bennie's claims, saying "The ADL has detected a pernicious rise in the amount of "anti-Semitic" incidents recorded around the world and this is not acceptable," said Fartman. He added, "The world should be focusing on the most tragic event in the history of the world, no, in the history of the entire universe, the Holocaust™ and not on the world's "most moral" army, the IDF, who showed restraint in dropping only a 5 mega-ton device over Gaza. The true victims are the millions and millions of Holocaust™ survivors like Mr. Goldigger, not a few hundred thousand Gazans that got incinerated."
Alan Dirtbagowitz, one of Israel's staunchest defenders, chimed in, saying, "Hamas forced the world's "most moral" army, the IDF, to drop a tiny nuke on Gaza City. That is where the real crime is at, a terrorist group like Hamas using Gaza civilians as a shield to protect them from the atomic blast."
"The world should be focusing on the most tragic event in the history of the world, no, in the history of the entire universe, the Holocaust™ and not a few measly subhuman Arab casualties," said Dirtbagowitz.
"The world has not suffered enough and needs to address that by paying more money to the millions of us Holocaust™ survivors barely getting by. I personally know of several dozen living on New York's 5th Avenue and in London's Notting Hill who are in dire need of cash quickly," said Mr. Goldigger.
Bennie added that although he had never been a prisoner at Auschwitz, since he was born in the USA in 1954 and had lived his entire life here, he had seen most of the 122 movies about the Holocaust™ to make him an official survivor, entitled to millions of dollars in reparations.
Labels: Satire
Thursday, February 19, 2009
What happened to WUFYS???
If you're here, then you know that the other site has disappeared.
According to the host, our site causes their servers too much downtime. So they've given us eviction notice and WUFYS must find another home.
So that's why it's taking us so long to get back up - we're homeless.
Any suggestions or recommendations for a new hosting site would be greatly appreciated.
WUFYS is too important to go down into the night.
To all those who have written to me expressing your concerns, thanks.
To everyone who has contributed over the years...don't worry - hopefully your work is safe. If we lost anything it was the more recent posts. :( sorry - these things happen, it goes with the territory.
To everyone who loves WUFYS and has come to rely on it as a place to turn to when the shit hits the fan...don't worry, we'll be back.
In the meantime, feel free to post here at blogspot. Write me at qrswave@yahoo.com if you want access.