Top Four US Exports

MONEY

"The U.S. government has a technology, called a printing press, which allows it to produce as many dollars as it wishes at essentially no cost." Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke

LIES

"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction." Vice President, Dick Cheney

LAWSUITS

"The one viable product we can make is a lawsuit." Tech analyst, Ken Dulaney

WAR

"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac." Former Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger