the TRUTH about HAITI

As you can see, the situation in Haiti has piqued my interest. So, after a little more research I discovered a great satirical site that tells it like it REALLY is.

"Aristide and Lavalas have nowhere to turn. American corporations and the U.S. government will only provide money if my cronies and I are in power because we will keep wages at less than shit levels, we'll kill people who try to form unions and we'll bring back the Ton Ton Macoute to terrorize everyone."

"Democracy for them means they can elect to die at the hands of U.S. power. Or they can elect to withdraw and allow the U.S. to exploit the Haitian people through the oligarchy. See. It is about choice," laughed Auguste Louis, a former member of FRAPH, who was serving a life sentence without parole at Marion Prison in Ohio for the murder of a South Dakota couple in the parking lot of a Missouri Holiday Inn until Attorney General Ashcroft ordered his release so that he can run for police chief of Port-Au-Prince.

The government says it needs funds to restore confidence. Investors, meanwhile, say that Aristide dead and burned beyond recognition will restore their confidence that the money will flow back to them in the form of obscene profits.

Yeah, that sounds about right. If they can't COMMAND and CONTROL, then they KILL and DESTROY.

Anybody out there still believe the US is spreading freedom and democracy?