The Fed: One Ring to Rule Them All

One proverbial Ring unleashes every resource on our planet - both human and natural - and the Fed presently controls it.

Time is running out for humanity. If we don't act now to wrest this extraordinary power from the Fed's evil grip, we may lose Middle-earth forever to the forces of darkness.

The Federal Reserve was forged by Senators Sauron and Aldrich in 1913 to "bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." OK, actually it was created by a group of evil banking wizards on a 1910 duck hunting trip, as all "regulatory agencies" are always summoned into existence by the criminal elements of the industries that they "regulate." The Fed does, however, function in much the same manner as the One Ring:

The Fed magically drains real wealth from those who use its creations. Since 1913 it has vampired 95% of the value out of the dollar, and thus out of those foolish enough to use the dollar as a "store of value."

The Fed allows the transfer of this wealth and power to the Dark Lords of foreign lands (under the Monetary Control Act of 1980). The Fed can, and does, simply print tens of billions of dollars to buy the worthless bonds of any dictatorial regime on Earth. This is called "monetizing foreign debt," and is very helpful to many of the Orcish governments.

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In 1933, the Fed magically stole all the gold from the bank vaults of the nation and moved it into darkness (a darkness so complete that the gold has not been audited since the 1950s). . . .

Today, the Fed detaches the military-entertainment complex from the need to openly pass war taxes through Congress. They simply print as many dollars as they want, reducing the value of all other dollars proportionately. The purpose of taxes is just to maintain a demand for depreciating dollars, since everyone needs them to send to the IRS.

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The Fed performs no productive economic function. All it does is increase the fluctuations in the value of the medium of exchange. Thanks to the "fractional reserve" nature of the Fed, it can’t even accurately control its own destructive powers.

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Visa, Discover, Paypal, Ikobo, etc. etc. are all perfectly capable of electronically transferring any form of fully-backed private money around. The ancient "check-clearing" system of the Fed is ridiculous and redundant; why should money travel slower than the speed of light?

So the ONLY REASONABLE SOLUTION is obvious to students of the Fed: send a multicultural task force to throw the cursed thing into an active volcano.

Once the Fed is destroyed, monetary life could return to normal. US political strife would be reduced as well, since there would no longer be an all-powerful economic prize for the winning faction.

Bernanke, however, wants to keep his Precious.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

The time has come when every man and woman will have to make a choice between good or evil. There is no standing still; there will be no neutral ground.

LET THE PEOPLE RISE and in the name of all that is good rid humanity of this cursed Fed - once and for all.