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"We're having a Baby!"

Holocaustâ„¢ News Service-New York

Mr. Robert Kagan and his wife, Mrs. William Kristol are proudly announcing to the world the birth of their baby, the Foreign Policy Initiative, nicknamed FPI.

"I'm so happy," beamed the obviously happy Mrs. Kristol, "That this newest creation, spawned from my rectum, will grow up to be just like his big brother, the Project for the New American Century , or as we lovingly call that thing, PNAC!!!"

Not to be outdone, the husband, Mr. Kagan said that "Having little FPI around to stir up trouble and woe on our cattle, the GOY, is a wonderful thing to behold. Maybe his brother, PNAC, will teach FPI how to make another Pearl Harbor," said Mr. Kagan, winking at me and smiling ear to ear.

Mrs. William Kristol said that "FPI will be a tax-exempt entity, since everyone knows that us Chosen Ones don't pay taxes, that chore is for our beasts of burden. Which helps make all the pain from the rectal tearing and anal warts I suffered bringing little FPI to life worth every thrust!!!"

"I must admit, but only to my numerous fans, that Mr. Kagan suffers from impotence and I had to get a little help from Jamie Fly, who did to me what he did to Ohio in the 2004 presidential campaign!!"

"As soon as we can, we're going to get the rest of our coven together and chant long forgotten spells written in ancient Greek and 6th Century BC Aramaic over little FPI to give him that little extra he'll need to accomplish his tasks," said Mrs. William Kristol. "This should put little FPI in touch with those we worship, like Sheol and Tophet!!"

Little FPI in all his crowning glory


This reporter couldn't but help notice the two horns protruding from the spawn's deathskull like head and the hideous grin on its face, but due to decorum, I elected to not point this out to the enthusiastic couple.

Reporting from Our Blessed Talmud Hospital in Manhattan, this is Ariel Sharon for Holocaustâ„¢ news service.



At Sunday, March 29, 2009, Blogger Musique said...

Very precious baby, indeed! When he will grow up .. he will look exactly like Abe Foxman.


Have you seen this story?
Palestinian orchestra shut after Holocaust concert


SO DISGUSTING & disgusted!

They can shove the magical hoax story back in the "chosen" stinky hole ( ass that is) it came from and digest themselves over & over - leave rest of us alone!!!

At Monday, March 30, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...



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