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Israel's richest woman says she receives clairvoyant messages

By Haaretz Service

Israel's richest woman, Bank Hapoalim Chief Shari Arison is apparently receiving a great deal of advice from what appear to be celestial sources.

"For many years I have received messages. You can call it clairvoyance", Arison told interviewer Emmanuel Rosen last week.

"I received a premonition that there would be a financial crisis; that people will begin to lose their minds. And we see this. More and more people are going crazy," Arison added.

Bank Hapoalim Chief Shari Arison dialing up advice from the beyond


Arison said that one of her more reliable 'advisors' she channels was nicknamed 'MADOFF.' "MADOFF was so right on in directing me to those bearer bonds on a weekly basis, hidden inside that diplomatic pouch from the New York Israeli Embassy. He's so dependable, but lately, I can't reach MADOFF and I sense a wall of concrete and steel between him and me."

"Another celestial adviser I nicknamed 'Bernanke.' Gosh, he wasn't as timely as MADOFF with those bearer bonds, but when 'Bernanke' did deliver on his lucrative advice, it was worth hundreds of billions," said Arison. She added, "Bernanke knew where to reach out in the Cosmos and find that loot and directed me and the Bank Hapoalim to the exact spot where we could pick it up, usually in offshore banking havens controlled by another Israeli bank, Bank Leumi."

"But I sense he is getting uncomfortable for some reason and is wanting, for now, to cut off our weekly sessions. But that shouldn't be a big problem, since there are others in that portion of the Cosmos more than willing to give me advice and tons of money," said Arison.

Right before she started laughing so hard she couldn't talk, Arison said "Those stupid GOYIM never learn, do they?"


At Sunday, August 02, 2009, Blogger SPH said...

In my Tract The Age of Turbulence: Plea for a New World Economic Order, I explain the nature and causes of economic depressions.

It proves that the ominous fate of this economy is Keynes' Liquidity Trap.

Its consequences are a new, bigger Crash causing, this time, a real Great Depression II.

A turbulence in fluid mechanic is a chaotic state of a liquid.
It Owns Most of the Proprieties of The Liquidity Trap, Origin of The Crash.

Preparing for the Crash, The Age of Turbulence. Proposes a way to profit from The Crash.

Using the yield curve as a predictor that strategy covers Treasuries, Corporate Bonds, Minerals (Oil, Precious Metals and Base Metals.) and Stocks.

Its aim is to profit from both the Asset Price Bubble and Irrational Exuberance and The Crash and Economic Depression that will necessarily ensue.

It tries, and for the time being very profitably, to accomplish Alan Greenspan Mission Impossible:

"That is mission impossible. Indeed, the international financial community has made numerous efforts in recent years to establish such oversight, but none prevented or ameliorated the crisis that began last summer.

Much as we might wish otherwise, policy makers cannot reliably anticipate financial or economic shocks or the consequences of economic imbalances.

Financial crises are characterised by discontinuous breaks in market pricing the timing of which by definition must be unanticipated - if people see them coming, then the markets arbitrage them away."


The clear evidence of underpricing of risk did not prod private sector risk management to tighten the reins.

In retrospect, it appears that the most market-savvy managers, although conscious that they were taking extraordinary risks, succumbed to the concern that unless they continued to "get up and dance", as ex-Citigroup CEO Chuck Prince memorably put it, they would irretrievably lose market share.

Instead, they gambled that they could keep adding to their risky positions and still sell them out before the deluge. Most were wrong."

Alan Greenspan
The Age of Turbulence: Adventures in a New World [Economic Order?].

At Sunday, August 02, 2009, Blogger SPH said...

I propose a plausible alternative solution to the Depression: I designed a System that will allow us, when The Crash will come, to get out of Credit Based Free Market Economy, Capitalism, and transfer to my Adjusted Credit Free, Free Market Economy and Abolish the FED:

To participate in our new economy you need to ¥€$ Enter Your €5 in The Cra$h R€gi$t€r. Before The Crash.

"People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices.

It is impossible indeed to prevent such meetings, by any law which either could be executed, or would be consistent with liberty and justice.

But though the law cannot hinder people of the same trade from sometimes assembling together, it ought to do nothing to facilitate such assemblies; much less to render them necessary.

A regulation which obliges all those of the same trade in a particular town to enter their names and places of abode in a public register, facilitates such assemblies. It connects individuals who might never otherwise be known to one another, and gives every man of the trade a direction where to find every other man of it.

A regulation which enables those of the same trade to tax themselves in order to provide for their poor, their sick, their widows and orphans, by giving them a common interest to manage, renders such assemblies necessary."

Adam Smith
June 5th, 1723 – July 17tn, 1790
An Inquiry Into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations.
Inequalities Occasioned by the Policy of Europe.
March 9th, 1776

Buy Now The Tract That Will Be Published September 17th, 2009.

At Friday, February 03, 2017, Blogger Daniel said...

My biggest wish to make my wife Richest Woman in the world because she is the one who helped me at that time when no one was with me


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