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you are what you eat


A stark warning to those who swallow WHOLE this administration's colossal lies.

An over-full python became stuck in the middle of a Malaysian road after swallowing a pregnant sheep.

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Pythons eat no more than once a week but when they open their incredible hinged jaws, anything is fair game.

This 5.5m python found its eyes were definitely bigger than its belly.

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In July surgeons were forced to operate on a 4m Burmese python after it inadvertently swallowed a queen-size electric blanket.

Humans also have become victims. In 1972 a python in Burma swallowed an eight-year-old boy [OMG!].

But sometimes their food really doesn't agree with them.

In October last year, a 3.6m python came off second best in Everglades National Park in Florida.

The snake, which tried to swallow a 1.8m alligator whole, exploded, said scientists who found the gory remains.
You are what you eat.

2 Comments:

At Wednesday, September 13, 2006, Blogger ksdrover said...

No wonder Washington DC stinks so bad.

 
At Wednesday, September 13, 2006, Blogger Harry said...

It reminds me of the way the American government and the people its “really” works for is trying to swallow the rest of the world. I bet that snake could use some Beano right about now.

 

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